-¡Deténte!

canimuff:

blue whales are the largest animal ever recorded, like you literally need to be in a helicopter to actually see one in from a perspective with zero distortion. idk i just feel pretty lucky to be alive on earth at the same time as them and they don’t even want to kill me. they just wanna use their toothbrush mouthes to filter the ocean of smol ocean bugs. they have communities and they sing to each other to communicate. work is slow im sorry happy friday whales r so cool

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cptsdwillgraham:

bogfox:

cptsdwillgraham:

i’m fucking begging everyone on this website to learn how to use a search engine because i just saw a post with 700,000 notes that asserted that crying physically drains Unbalanced Emotion Chemicals from your brain. yes this is literally a medieval humorist theory

We should know by now that unbalanced emotions can only be drained by leeches

now this is the kind of rigorous medical science i want to hear

winchester-gospels:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.

REBELLION. 

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

cumaeansibyl:

people talking about “forced diversity” like characters being PoC or LGBT or disabled “for no reason” like

are people in real life PoC or LGBT or disabled for a reason

do these critics run up to people on the street like WHY ARE YOU BLACK

@staff go and close @lovesnomore

that account clearly being used by “hackers”!

how come that page is working and hacking like crazy, but my pictures of sculptures get flagged? =/

guy:

zerojanitor:

tumblr staff is like a parent who left their baby to be raised by wolves except every couple of years they come back and shoot one of the wolves

this sounds wack but like… ur 100% right

kylo:

readpenguin:

Are you bored and scrolling through your Tumblr feed right now? You should try reading a book instead. We promise it is more fun. 

theres the tea everyone log off

toadprince:

toadprince:

awesomlyautistic:

toadprince:

Not to be pretentious about art but male photographers that have portfolios that are almost exclusively filled with naked skinny white women with big boobs aren’t artists they’re just perverts

Not to be pretentious about art but female photographers that have portfolios that are almost exclusively filled with naked muscular men with big penises aren’t artists they’re just perverts.

There, now both sides of the coin are shown.

Could you provide an example my dear

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rockelope: